Mr. Distributor and a Sticky Issue

It was a dark and stormy night for Mr. Distributor. Mr. Distributor had always provided superior products for his customers. Mr. Distributor always took care of the needs of his customers. Of all distributors, Mr. Distributor was the best! However, tonight had been one of those nights. Mr. Distributor felt he had entered into a scene from some horror flick.

Mr. Distributor's customer, Mr. Metal Maker, had always bought labels from Mr. Distributor. Pleasant days and successful deals had forever been the norm for Mr. Distributor and Mr. Metal Maker. But tonight, unbeknownst to Mr. Metal Maker and Mr. Distributor, evil was lurking around every corner!

Earlier in the week, Mr. Metal Maker had been given new instructions. He was to begin processing each piece of metal by dipping it into a silicone solution in order to ward off rust. Mr. Metal Maker had at once begun following protocol, never suspecting for a moment that there would ever be trouble in paradise! Once the raw iron was coated in silicone, the labels Mr. Distributor had been providing for twelve years would then be applied.

Trouble in Paradise
Yesterday, Mr. Metal Maker went out to view his product. Alas! And to his surprise, the labels had fallen to the ground. Mr. Metal Maker was sad. No matter what he tried, Mr. Distributor's labels would not stay on his product anymore. With a sudden jolt, Mr. Metal Maker became very angry! "These labels are bad labels," said Mr. Metal Maker. "Bad labels always fall off! I will call Mr. Distributor and let him know I am angry. I will tell him I want good labels again!"

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
The 911 call came in around midnight from a distraught Mr. Metal Maker. With the speed of lightning, Mr. Distributor dialed Ward/Kraft for Emergency assistance. "For twelve years my labels have worked," said Mr. Distributor. "Now they are falling off. We must help Mr. Metal Maker!" With a Sense of Urgency and Customer Astonishment, Ward/Kraft quickly responded with the strong arm of Mighty Tac.

Mighty Tac to the Rescue!
Ward/Kraft sent Mighty Tac flying quickly to the rescue. Mighty Tac, Mr. Distributor, and Mr. Metal Maker met together early the next day. Witnesses report that once Mighty Tac arrived on the scene, he was able to resolve the issue without so much as a struggle. Mighty Tac's proficiency and strength quickly saved the day! Because Mighty Tac always sticks to his assignment, once again he became the hero! Mr. Distributor, Mr. Metal Maker and Mighty Tac have become inseparable friends. They are living happily ever after.

The End

*The story you have just read is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.